I think I am morally bankrupt
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
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I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
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View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
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