Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
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I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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