oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
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So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
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