Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
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apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
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I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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