i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
i already hear my dad disowning me
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
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I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
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She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
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