I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
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You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
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oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
my poor anus
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
Apparently karate chopping the fronts off all the paper towel and soap dispensers in the bathrooms isn't even frowned upon. Like even at the third bar when I fell flat on my back trying to jump kick the last one some guy just helped me up and high fived me. America.
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