Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
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So I've decided that when I turn 50 and have to have a colonoscopy I'm going to leave a surprise for the doctor to find.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
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And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
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