the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
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The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
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there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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