He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
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You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
I think my teeth are moving, they feel like people.
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
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If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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