I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Please stop bringing your one night stands to Sunday brunch.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
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I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I hate when people see you passed out in your front yard and call 911. Like what, you can't take a nap face down on your steps at 4pm?
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
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It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
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