I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
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Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
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It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
Randomize