does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
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The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Did I fall on/off the boat yesterday? Cuz my right leg looks and feels like if it got hit by shrapnel.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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