I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
;)
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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