Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
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He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
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he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
I need to stop getting high and watching documentaries. Wanna go to Japan with me and protest the mass genocide of dolphins?
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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