the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
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So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
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Worst date ever. Bro she asked when we can start having kids because her clock was ticking.
Run dude. Just run
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I'm determined to sit on that face.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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