is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
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Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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