just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
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Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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