i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I believe in your delicious
Damn victory sex feels great
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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