i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
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you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
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