he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
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You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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