Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
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I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
My dealer, who also happens to be a male stripper, just invited me to watch him perform tonight. Boundaries buddy, boundaries.
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We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
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