If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I'll be accepting presents in the forms of drinks, drugs, and orgasms. So any or all of those will be fine.
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No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
When I wake up, please remind me why my shoe is in the toilet, my shower is filled with jello, and there is a naked girl sleeping on my coffee table holding a bag of Cheetos. that is all.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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