suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
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how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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