so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
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We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I left you a really long drunk voicemail and I remember something about a bat
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