i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
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