Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
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He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
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I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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