i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
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He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Drunk assassins creed leads to explaining to my father that "it was only a steak knife in the arm"
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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