Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
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using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
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