North Korea, Best Korea!
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
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I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
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