did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
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my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
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You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
You don't make any sense
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