Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
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Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
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Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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