Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
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New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
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Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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