i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Alive.
So much puke
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
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Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
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