Where is the hickey?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
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Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
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Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
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