was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My mom just admitted you were a good looking kid & if you weren't my friend & 30 years older she would do you. I'm going to commit suicide.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
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Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
there is puke in my bra ... again
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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