What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
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Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
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My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
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