Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
He asked what my name was on facebook chat. IT SAYS RIGHT THERE. i will never be drunk enough for this guy.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
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omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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