Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
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