Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
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5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
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After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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