he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
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This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
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My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
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