no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
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I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
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I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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