I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
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Ate lunch. Still drunk. Keep forgetting I'm in Texas but then I look around at the people and remember.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
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i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
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