you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
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We can't do acid Disneyworld.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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