HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
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siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
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