I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
You gave me balls I gave you half a boob. Fair trade
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
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Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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