My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
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The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
just found a bag of Oreos in my purse labeled "emergency".
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
You said "this is only my eighth drink" with like 6 separate drinks
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
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