so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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