She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
how could I be having a bad time, I have the three most important things in life: Goat cheese, Xanax, and Saved By the Bell Re-runs.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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