you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
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#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
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So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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