kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
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The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
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I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
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